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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

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{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}

{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}

{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}

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{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}

{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

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