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Michael Umeh is a Nigerian-American professional basketball player who last played for ESSM Le Portel of the French LNB Pro A. He is a dual citizen of the United States and Nigeria because both of his parents emigrated from Nigeria.

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Basma Nabil is an Egyptian actress.

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The Legendary Prime Minister – Zhuge Liang is a Hong Kong television series based on the life of Zhuge Liang, a chancellor of the state of Shu Han in the Three Kingdoms period. Starring Adam Cheng as the title character, the series not only incorporates stories about Zhuge Liang from the 14th-century historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but also includes some elements of wuxia and a fictional romance between Zhuge Liang and Xiaoqiao. The series was produced by ATV and first started airing in Hong Kong on 9 December 1985.

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