{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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Snapshot is a platform game developed by Retro Affect and released on 30 August 2012 for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS X.
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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